Evil times are coming..
Very evil times
In Estonia is unfolding...
A death flower
Which brings doom to the entire world
And I am the man who has to protect that flower
so that it does not wither
Igor your talking some parable again!
Can you talk so that simple people understand you too?
You already know...
I like to talk like that
But very well..
It can also be said easier
Already the holy Nostradamus...
Predicted the coming of the Anti Christ
Nostradamus wrote that in the year 2000...
A man named Haista Gäng lives...
And who walks in tanktop and underwear...
And smells like vodka...
And look...
The prediction came true
One day Im riding my bike and I smell...
That a strong smell of vodka is coming from somewhere...
I stepped of the bike and started to go where the smell was...
And look..
Then I heard a noise frome one of the trash cans...
I opend it...
And there he slept, the Anti Christ himself
Come, I will show him
Here he lies...
From the neck inside a bath of spirit...
I have to pour few buckets of fresh spirit here everyday beacuse, the Anti Christ sucks it in like a sponge
And its written that, if the there is no more spirit in the pool...
He will wake up and absorb the whole world
So...
Im the man...
In whose hands is the future of the planet...
Thank you for the interview Igor and stay strong
And we wish good night also for our beast
Thank you Reet, but wait...
I think that I have earned some reward for that
I should have some suport or money...
Or some souvenir or Certificate of Honor
Is that too much for the man who protects the world from the Anti Christ? I should have some Certificate of Honor or diplom...
Or a medal...
Medal would be good too or some branded t shirt or some Estonian band's album
I listen to Raadio 2 and Uno, they always have some contests...
God, someone even got a album, but noone brings me something...